Gerard Paul Bentley

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Gerard...Paul...Bentley

...and then I crashed into you like a runaway train

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Gerry is a cheerful guy who likes to have fun.
He's pretty immature, always joking around and
never really being serious. Unless of course, it's
concerning his sister-in-law. His best friend is Mr.
Reese Forrester, and can always be seen hanging
around him and his daughter, Miss Ainsley Forrester.
He just loves that girl. He doesn't care if people
think it's pathetic that he likes to hang out with thirteen
year old girls. She's a cool kid. He considers her to
be like a niece.

Gerard has never had much success with women...
at all. In high school, he was the fat loser that everyone l
iked to poke fun at. In college, he was the dateless
wonder. No matter how many ways he tried finding
a woman (and, there have been plenty of them), he
hasn't had any success. Of course, that doesn't mean
he's given up. He's signed up on matchmaking services
(other than online because he thinks only a fool would
do that) and goes on blind dates when they arrange them.
He would love to find someone, so if there's anyone out
there, he is definitely interested.

The only person he cannot really stand is Reese's
ex, the bitch who gave birth to Dawn. Even though
she is now his sister-in-law, that doesn't make him
happy about her marrying his brother, or make him
magically like her. He calls her Fido every time he's
around her, which is often enough because he lies
visiting his niece, Miss Veronica Bentley.

Ok, so Gerry needs plots. Anyone wanna help him out?

� The Way It Is

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This was made by J.D. (morosely of blank pages) so remember to credit.
If you don�t Canadian ninjas will run you through with hockey sticks.
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