Post by Deleted on May 28, 2013 15:37:27 GMT -8
! ELLIOT PATRICK HARRIS!
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THIS DUDE'S NAME IS ELLIOT HARRIS
BUT YOU CAN CALL HIM ELLIOT
SHE HAS BEEN AROUND THE SUN TWENTYFIVE TIMES
AND HE IS LOYAL TO HIS ONE AND ONLY BETTER HALF[/center]
STICK AROUND AND SEE HOW IT ENDS
FRIENDS
! It's hard for Elliot to really have friends. He's immature, tends to get into fights, and is pretty constantly in and out of jail. That being said, though, he is occassionally able to find those he can get along with, even for just a short period of time.[/color][/left]
HE’S GOT MORE SOUL THAN A FIGHT CLUB
ENEMIES
ENEMIES
Now, enemies, they're easy for Elliot to collect. He mostly likes to antagonize his dear old brother in law, America Kennedy. Nothing gives Elliot a better time than messing with Ric. [/color][/center]
YOU GAVE ME SOMETHING I COULD HOLD ONTO
LOVERS
LOVERS
Despite Elliot being...well, Elliot, he has managed to find someone who could love him despite all of his severe flaws. He is now married to Mr. Sebastian Harris, and he can't see himself being with anyone else, ever. This is the first relationship Elliot has thus far been able to stay faithful in, and while he has never told Sebastian about his past indiscrepencies with his exes, he doesn't think he needs to. All that matters is that Sebastian is his present and future.[/size][/right]
SMASH IT UP I‘M GONNA KICK IT DOWN
OTHER
Elliot has a plot or two, sure. But who could resist plotting with someone like him?[/size]
GO ON BELIEVE IF IT TURNS YOU ON
CREDIT
This took forever, so you’d better appreciate it.
Lyrics are pure Cobra Starship. Template is by
STAY FLY UNTIL YOU DIE of caution, version 2!
Remove the credits and I will track you down
and either eat you or set rabid
bears through your house. [/center][/font]